Semi-not-so Quality

We have no experience publishing great children's books. In fact, our first children's stories should scare everyone alike.

Straight Shooters

From children's picture books to board books, we will drain the fun from children's literature. We're old fashioned enough to tell it as it is.

Pathetic Concepts

Our heart warming illustrations will do their best to make the stories enjoyable, but face it; to relate to Millennials you have to listen to a lot of whinning.

Kids books for millennials

Coddle your kids? Maybe our books are too much.

Millenia Media is a straight shooting publishing agency. We tell it like it is. If you can't handle it, then move to France. If you are trying to publish with us from France, we might not be the best option for you, but hey we'll take a look.

Not everyone deserves a trophy, and that's okay

Our books are not meant to shatter anyone's dreams, by all means follow your dreams, but don't expect the world should have to cater to them. At the end of the day, your job doesn't define you. It's how you treat others, and finding joy in the things life has blessed you with.