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  • Never Wean Me

Never Wean Me - Paperback

$11.95 $2.95

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  • ISBN: 591344584277
  • Trimsize: 7 (w) x 9.5 (h) x .75 (d)
  • Pages: 42

  • About the Book

    Never Wean Me is a tale of dependency formed across the bonds of love. Little William must learn that if you love someone set them free, is just about the worst advice your parents can get.

    William Bailey is a 32yr old man child who is kicked out of the house when his parents hear a catchy song on the radio with the lyrics "If you love someone set them free." Upon arriving home William is informed that me must leave the house, find a new place to live, get a job, microwave his own meal, do his laundry, pay his own insurance, and so on. After several arduous days of living out of his car William returns home, curls up in the fetal position, and begins whimmpering for Mommy to make him some cereal. Will Billy be able to come home?

    This book is slightly more advanced for Millenials.

    Correlates to the Common Core State Standards in English Language Arts

  • About the Author

    Free love hippies that raised their children affraid to spank or discipline them, wanting to be their friend more than their parent are to blame for this mess.

  • Ratings
      Murray Sax 23/10/2016

      The pictures are silly, the words were sad. It's like Shakespeare for the modern illiterate. I once had a mouse when I was a kid. Once I gave it a cookie and the darn thing never stopped pestering me after that.

      Claire Gold 10/11/2016

      I really didn't read the book, I'm holding out for the movie to be done. I'm really hoping Jerry Bruckheimer will take this on. I like blue, like the ocean. Sharks scare me. Squirrel!

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